5$ refund is all we got for this shit. yes that is ranch dressing not pizza sauce.
by Tall_Peace7365
47 Comments
yay4ormay
ok
CPlus902
Your first mistake was ordering from Papa John’s. Absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had; automatic guilty verdict.
MerbleTheGnome
If this was supposed to be a white pie with roasted garlic, then it might be OK, but this is absolutely NOT a pepperoni pie.
hatecriminal
Tell them to give you your fucking money back and come take back the abomination they gave you.

Hephf
Sometimes people make mistakes?
TrailRunner421
Holy fucking shit that’s INSANE!!!
Some_Nibblonian
You ordered papa johns, and you got, papa johns.
Wra7hofAchilles
Ok… I thought this was like a giant cheesy bread cut like a pizza and they just messed up, (which if I’m being honest sucks but this wouldn’t be a horrible substitute), but the fact that’s RANCH dressing. I think this is grounds for the death penalty.
HighBrowLoFi
Ah, the classic None Pizza Center Cheese
stellacampus
Banana pepper for scale?
Fast-Signal7371
Please tell me the pepperoni is under the cheese a la Minsky’s.
Leon08x
The real pepperoni was the friends you made along the way
ClassicExplor3r
It’s under the sauce
redditsuckspokey1
Indivisible pepperoni.
Big-Foot-141
Did you eat it?
TheUpwardsJig
Guilty. But mainly for rolling over and taking the $5 refund. Bullshit like this is chargeback territory.
RoeMajesta
this looks kinda good though ngl
HighArctic
look like mis cut garlic fingers
janeyouignornatslut
Holy smoke is the pepperoni pizza in the room with us? I once called three hours ahead to place a timed order for delivery over my lunch. They missed it by over an hour. They did NOTHING. They even tried to not respond fund me but I disputed with my bank and got it back.
That PJs went out of business shortly after.
The funny thing is I helped open that PJs and worked there for three years when Papa John’s was at it’s height.
How the mighty fell and continue to fall apparently.
Genuine-Farticle
I thought it was an Alfredo pizza which I would’ve gladly smashed but ranch!? Yuck.
Also it’s only fair to say papa John’s didn’t decide on this abomination, whomever ordered it did.
junkrattata
none pizza with left beef
Dogekaliber
Redacted Pepperoni Pizza
ataeil
Pepper only pizza.
TheVoidWithout
Well… you got…this instead.
DJ_Mixalot

Frequent-Ring-9591
Go straight to jail
dirtyrounder
$5 is not the proper remedy. They have to at least give you a free pizza. Same night what you ordered.
vanillabourbonn
I bet whoever ordered this got your pepperoni pizza
zignition
And that’s how Papa John’s does it. BETTER.
SirCaptainReynolds
No sympathy given for a Papa John’s order. I think that is/was the original crime committed here.
FinancialValuable924
This happened to my family once but with Pizza Hut…shit was heartbreaking.
We didn’t have pizza often, because my family was the type that’s big on eating at home…so pizza from a restaurant was a rare treat. Imagine my fucking face when I lifted the box and saw a cheese pizza with no sauce…just cheese atop ranch atop crust. They didn’t even get the fuckin toppings right, it wasn’t supposed to be a plain cheese pizza…they somehow fucked up the sauce & toppings in one go.
Idk who thought replacing the pizza sauce with ranch was ever a good idea in the first place…but whoever it was needs to be jailed for this abomination.
Competitive_Pack1297
Easy refund for no pepp on it. Homemade is still best💯😁
WildOneTillTheEnd
Tbh looks really good. I know it’s not what you wanted but still
Automatic-Resist1508
“People make mistakes” however if a mistake is made a proper resolution must also be reached, they didn’t receive the product they paid for, so they should get a refund of the full product (18$ instead of 5$ or the amount they paid if it was a deal)
NotYourHuckleberrie
You got a marshmallow pizza
RetiredBlackKnight
If you paid with card, call your bank and dispute the charge since you already tried to resolve it with the business.
NotDaveButToo
JFC
Lastcaressmedown138
Ahhh the old “fuck you” special
BobBelcher2021
You got pepperoncini instead of pepperoni
foggybottom
Sorry you didn’t get what you wanted. Outside of being the wrong order, it actually looks pretty good to me
Lowfuji
I once ordered a deluxe from Domino’s and it was mostly deluxe except for random pieces of pineapple (im not opposed to pineapple as a topping if im in the mood) on various pieces.
missyjade88
YUCK wtf is it with this weird obsession with ranch 🤮
IGK123
Sir, that’s garlic sauce not ranch. If you mean *on* the pizza, wtf.
thenotanurse
McScuze the fuck out of me? I would have immediately driven to the store. But I am not a staunch guzzler of Ranch dressing, like some hillbilly.
Tenshiijin
I think i might see the pepperoni
hamburgery
That entire papa johns pizza looks like ass. Here they are awesome, I have never seen one that bad before
47 Comments
ok
Your first mistake was ordering from Papa John’s. Absolute worst pizza I’ve ever had; automatic guilty verdict.
If this was supposed to be a white pie with roasted garlic, then it might be OK, but this is absolutely NOT a pepperoni pie.
Tell them to give you your fucking money back and come take back the abomination they gave you.

Sometimes people make mistakes?
Holy fucking shit that’s INSANE!!!
You ordered papa johns, and you got, papa johns.
Ok… I thought this was like a giant cheesy bread cut like a pizza and they just messed up, (which if I’m being honest sucks but this wouldn’t be a horrible substitute), but the fact that’s RANCH dressing. I think this is grounds for the death penalty.
Ah, the classic None Pizza Center Cheese
Banana pepper for scale?
Please tell me the pepperoni is under the cheese a la Minsky’s.
The real pepperoni was the friends you made along the way
It’s under the sauce
Indivisible pepperoni.
Did you eat it?
Guilty. But mainly for rolling over and taking the $5 refund. Bullshit like this is chargeback territory.
this looks kinda good though ngl
look like mis cut garlic fingers
Holy smoke is the pepperoni pizza in the room with us? I once called three hours ahead to place a timed order for delivery over my lunch. They missed it by over an hour. They did NOTHING. They even tried to not respond fund me but I disputed with my bank and got it back.
That PJs went out of business shortly after.
The funny thing is I helped open that PJs and worked there for three years when Papa John’s was at it’s height.
How the mighty fell and continue to fall apparently.
I thought it was an Alfredo pizza which I would’ve gladly smashed but ranch!? Yuck.
Also it’s only fair to say papa John’s didn’t decide on this abomination, whomever ordered it did.
none pizza with left beef
Redacted Pepperoni Pizza
Pepper only pizza.
Well… you got…this instead.

Go straight to jail
$5 is not the proper remedy. They have to at least give you a free pizza. Same night what you ordered.
I bet whoever ordered this got your pepperoni pizza
And that’s how Papa John’s does it. BETTER.
No sympathy given for a Papa John’s order. I think that is/was the original crime committed here.
This happened to my family once but with Pizza Hut…shit was heartbreaking.
We didn’t have pizza often, because my family was the type that’s big on eating at home…so pizza from a restaurant was a rare treat. Imagine my fucking face when I lifted the box and saw a cheese pizza with no sauce…just cheese atop ranch atop crust. They didn’t even get the fuckin toppings right, it wasn’t supposed to be a plain cheese pizza…they somehow fucked up the sauce & toppings in one go.
Idk who thought replacing the pizza sauce with ranch was ever a good idea in the first place…but whoever it was needs to be jailed for this abomination.
Easy refund for no pepp on it. Homemade is still best💯😁
Tbh looks really good. I know it’s not what you wanted but still
“People make mistakes” however if a mistake is made a proper resolution must also be reached, they didn’t receive the product they paid for, so they should get a refund of the full product (18$ instead of 5$ or the amount they paid if it was a deal)
You got a marshmallow pizza
If you paid with card, call your bank and dispute the charge since you already tried to resolve it with the business.
JFC
Ahhh the old “fuck you” special
You got pepperoncini instead of pepperoni
Sorry you didn’t get what you wanted. Outside of being the wrong order, it actually looks pretty good to me
I once ordered a deluxe from Domino’s and it was mostly deluxe except for random pieces of pineapple (im not opposed to pineapple as a topping if im in the mood) on various pieces.
YUCK wtf is it with this weird obsession with ranch 🤮
Sir, that’s garlic sauce not ranch. If you mean *on* the pizza, wtf.
McScuze the fuck out of me? I would have immediately driven to the store. But I am not a staunch guzzler of Ranch dressing, like some hillbilly.
I think i might see the pepperoni
That entire papa johns pizza looks like ass. Here they are awesome, I have never seen one that bad before
At least you got a bonus used condom